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Darkness outside, Fear withinPart two- Darkness outside, Fear within.Darkness outside, Fear within
The first memory I have was my first major injury. I was with my parents, as most children are at two, returning from the store. My mother passed me a mug and told me to run across the road to our house. I was two, so I listened. I ran across the road to our home, but being two, I fell. The mug smashed underneath me, and a shard penetrated my lower abdomen. According to my mother, I walked back to her, clutching my stomach and spoke the words “look mom, I’m bleeding”. They rushed me to the hospital, where I was to undergo my first encounter with the hospital in my memory. I was given stitc


Part one: Bloody BirthThis is my story. What is to follow is in no way altered, for better or worse. This is the story of my existence, the life I have been so fortunate to live. Fortunate, you ask? Yes, for I am who I am because of the horrors I faced.Part one: Bloody Birth
Bloody Birth
I was born here, on Vancouver Island. Actually, Nanaimo hospital. My mother gave birth to me as a normal baby, but had to leave sooner than she should have. She was still bleeding when she left. Shortly after I was born, my parents seemed to stop caring. I came close to dying of dehydration, my first near-death experience. I was saved by their fear of trouble. They were fighti


SpacesWhat happens in that small period between an initial attraction and true love? What is it that separates the two? Is it a cooling off of affection? Or is it simply another way of viewing life? The initial attraction is a fantastic thing, but it does not keep people together. Only true love will do that. There is a time when the initial attraction is settled and true love begins, but what is in that?Spaces
The event that changes how a relationship works is when your view of the other changes slightly. It is not a change that you see the other person as unattractive or not who you thought they were, but it is a period when you see
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`Carpe Diem
Just dropping in to say hi...
Hi!
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Your wild lies
Always start with wide
White lines
Summer shine
You don't like the dark
Fringed by silver sea
Always brave and pert
Sunday sun, you're up...
~Goldfrapp
I haven't heard from you in a while!
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A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
- Ingrid Bergman
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"little did Chris know, he was getting Cancer."
I'm a bard...... with a Fucking whammy bar!!!!
remember kids, you can't spell man slaughter without laughter^^
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A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
- Ingrid Bergman
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"little did Chris know, he was getting Cancer."
I'm a bard...... with a Fucking whammy bar!!!!
remember kids, you can't spell man slaughter without laughter^^
Send One to All Your Friends Who You Think Deserve A Hug (Which, Hopefully Includes the Person Who Sent It to You) ! !
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If you don't receive this back, nobody likes you, and they wish you'd stop bugging them!
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98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this into your signature.
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